Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
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Marian Keyes
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Woody Allen
Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me, ” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen! ” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed...
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Jeaniene Frost
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

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Unknown
Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. ''What did you do?'' I said over the noise as he backed up towards the bathroom door. ''The girl who gave you the note?'''' Yes..'''' I caught her staring at my lighter.'' I blinked....
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Michelle Hodkin
More Quotes By Mel Brooks
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
